What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What animal loves Indian food?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?