Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which bug is related to you?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?