Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What kind of store would a dog own?