Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?