How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?