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How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Which relative loves rice?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?