Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do bees chew?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is the smallest lion?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?