How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
You rocket.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?