Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do fish do at parades?
Which plant has the best roar?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Where do hamsters come from?