What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Dill with it.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?