Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why can't you trust a pig?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why do cows go to New York?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the cow cross the road?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?