What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What is blue and not heavy?