Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?