What is a table you can eat?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?