What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?