What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the foal cough?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?