What do you call a flying police officer?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why are books always so angry?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?