Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What is the loneliest cheese?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?