Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?