Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?