Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What is the strongest animal?
I broke my finger!
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?