Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why are skunks always so depressed?