What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?