What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?