Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?