Why are trees so good at interior design?
They know how to Spruce a place up.
What season begins with a thud?
How do you grill cheese?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which animal will never go bald?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?