Why are trees so good at interior design?
They know how to Spruce a place up.
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why was the bee sad?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?