Why are trees so good at interior design?
They know how to Spruce a place up.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?