Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?