Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Which animal is the most religious?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What kind of dog chases anything red?