Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do pigs do over the summer?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Families are like fudge.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do British people and golfers have in common?