Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?