Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you call an angry monkey?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Where do polar bears vote?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?