Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How do fleas travel?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?