Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What animal loves a baseball game?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?