Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why is furniture so generous?
Where do ants go to eat?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?