Where do clowns go on vacation?
It-aly.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What is the color of the wind?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?