What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
You'll get autumn'y ache.
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why are trees always so positive?
What says: oom oom oom?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What car always breaks the rules?