What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
You'll get autumn'y ache.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's the holiest insect?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
How do fireflies start a race?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?