What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Which plant has the best roar?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?