What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What bird helps you stay dry?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a short cow?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?