My Valentine this year is a goalie.
He's a real keeper!
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What are you studying in math?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?