What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is the coolest country?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Families are like fudge.
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?