Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
It's Crowded!
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you give a pony with a cold?