What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What condiment has wings?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?