Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?