Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?