Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Which dog belongs in a band?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why do dogs run in circles?