Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?