Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank.
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Where was Noah born?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why are books always so angry?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?