Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank.
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why was the bud so shy?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
I broke my finger!
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?