Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank.
Why do mice need oiling?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?