What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
