Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
There are too many ears.
What game does a rabbit always win?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?