What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Which big cat loves to drive?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What game do cows play at parties?
How do you get kids to do something?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?