Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What stories are told by basketball players?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call a pig thief?
How does a squid go into battle?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?