Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What is the color of the wind?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did summer say to spring?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?