Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's a cat's favorite song?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do bees chew?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?