How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why was the cat so small?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why was the moth so unpopular?