Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why do pigs tell jokes?