Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why was the horse so happy?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?