Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What does the sun drink out of?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Which bird would make a great farmer?