What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?