What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?