What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
Which bug is related to you?
What do you call two birds in love?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What car can't keep a secret?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
How does a cow do math?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?