What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?