What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
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What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
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How does Darth Vader like his toast?
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What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
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Who invented fractions?
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Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
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What did the Dorito say to his son?
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