What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How do frogs get to work?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's the opposite of irony?