What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's a doll's favorite car?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!