What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How do automobiles fly?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why are cause and effect so close?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What animal has 20/20 vision?