What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call a dog in space?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What fish sings the best?