Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What is the strongest animal?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
How does a witch play loud music?
Families are like fudge.
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?