What is a cow's dream job?
To be a moover.
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What kind of bird can write?
What is the strongest animal?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What animal has the most fun?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which insect is the smartest?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?