How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What makes music in your hair?