Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
When should you start writing a book?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do fish use for glasses?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which relative loves rice?