I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
He said the last two were a tie.
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?