What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
When do cows get tired?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?