What do you call an exploding monkey?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why are trees always so positive?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?