What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?