Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?