What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
What is a sheep's favorite game?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why is summer always sad?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?