What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the tomato turn red?