What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How was the wedding?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why do trees hate going to school?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?