What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
What are baby potatoes called?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What kind of music do planets like?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did March say to the madness?
What birds make average students?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?