Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
How much money does a skunk have?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?