Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How do billboards talk?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
How are mountains able to see?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Which cats have the best manners?