Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?