Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?