Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Where do birds go to drink?