Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Because it tocked too much.
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call a Russian flea?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the whale cross the road?