Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What says: oom oom oom?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?