What do you call a fly without wings?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Which plant has the best roar?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Where does breakfast live?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?