Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?