What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What game do cows play at parties?
How was the wedding?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?