Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
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What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?