Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why was the dog overweight?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?