What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?