What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do fish do at parades?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why was the bunny upset?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?