Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you give a sick pig?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?