Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Where do stars go to college?
How does a barber get to work?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Which president loved to take baths?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?