What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the sickly elevator say?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Where does money love to go shopping?