Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do bees chew?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How much money does a skunk have?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What is blue and not heavy?