Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Which state is the cleanest?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What game do mice love to play?
What famous scientist will try anything?
