Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call a peanut in space?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the mama goat say to her child?