Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why is the beach so confident?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
When does a horse talk?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?