Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?