Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
How do you measure a millennial?
Where do burgers like to dance?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?