Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?