Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
I broke my finger!
How long will dinner be?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?