Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
Where is the coldest place to work?
What birds make average students?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Where do hamsters come from?