What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?