What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Who granted the fish a wish?