What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Language Farts.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How do hurricanes see?
What do Scottish toads play?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What game does chlorine never lose?
If you need help building an ark...
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?