What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Language Farts.
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What table can you never sit at?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How was the wedding?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What bee is good for your health?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do ducks get after they eat?