What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why are goats so funny?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?