How much money does a skunk have?
One scent.
What do you call a greedy elf?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
It's Crowded!
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?