How much money does a skunk have?
One scent.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's a forklift?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?